These are just simple facts, a knowledge taken from hundrets of books i read. Its not an imagination. Bidets were always used in european brothels, especially in France, and everyone correctly associated them as symbols of sin for washing away the sex-related disgusting scents etc. So you do realise that bidets were made just for prostitutes? What does that make you then? Using a bidet is like putting a dildo made of water in your ass, that's certified homosexual. I'm pretty sure God's looking right now at this rotten society and is already on the verge of tearing it all down and starting again.
In my mountain home for instance, we have a toilet that look like a hole in the ground and you're supposed to squat over it. You're out alone in the wilderness. Its just a great feeling to be connected with the mother nature. I think i will never understand Your modern world. You guys seem to think that you have something, and in fact you have nothing. You wouldnt be able to survive a single day in the wild without electricity and all these iphones. You think that democracy is good because everyone has a vote, but the majority is always stupid so the outcome would always be stupid. The smart ones are cast out. And finally you prefer to have fun in the bidet instead of preparing yourself for a war. Its already started but you probably dont even see it.